Hello, World!
I am not who you think I am.
lighttpd essentially fork()'s a script with a shebang.
I'm gonna dump my process.versions down below, just for you, 2a02:810d:b585:d832::1 !
{
  node: '24.14.1',
  acorn: '8.15.0',
  ada: '3.3.0',
  amaro: '1.1.7',
  ares: '1.34.6',
  brotli: '1.2.0',
  cldr: '46.0',
  icu: '76.1',
  llhttp: '9.3.0',
  merve: '1.0.0',
  modules: '137',
  napi: '10',
  nbytes: '0.1.1',
  ncrypto: '0.0.1',
  nghttp2: '1.68.0',
  openssl: '3.5.6',
  simdjson: '3.12.0',
  simdutf: '7.5.0',
  sqlite: '3.51.2',
  tz: '2024b',
  undici: '7.24.4',
  unicode: '16.0',
  uv: '1.51.0',
  uvwasi: '0.0.23',
  v8: '13.6.233.17-node.44',
  zlib: '1.3.2',
  zstd: '1.5.7'
}